Babies, man. They are so amazing!

Pocket is a rock star. She has been a busy gal this week with crawling + pulling up!!! She cuts a rug on the rug! Girlfriend is on a mission everyday, thankfully the electric sockets are protected.

Maggie has been semi-crawling for a while now, lunging herself forward + rolling to where she wants to be. Now she crawls like a damn pro! She enjoys playing fetch with me.

You’ll notice she’s not wearing her glasses in the video; she still insists on frantically nom nomming them. If I can get her to wear them 3 hours out of the day, I’m lucky. I met a mom in the mall who told me her son got glasses when he was 6 months old. She said he would leave his glasses on when she put him down for a nap in them. When he woke up he saw clearly so he never thought to take them off. I tried this trick with HP today + she had herself a spectacles post-nap snack! Progress is slow with her adapting to them, but I have noticed a drastic decrease in any wall eye activity.

You’d think the filthy rich would lavish their children with the best + most meticulous health care in the world, but obviously not:

Exotropia is hot, bitch.

Exotropia is hot, bitch.

How did the Hiltons not notice their kid had a wonky eye?!?

we has wall eyes! we should be bffs!

we has wall eyes! we should be bffs!