I don’t think these guys are ugly, far from it! But they are most definitely not on the sexiest menz in all the world list.
Who knows if it’s the fact I only get to have sex every other year or what, but I’d do them in no particular order:
seth rogen
His voice. His jew ‘fro. He is fucking HILARious. I don’t care if he is chunky or thin, he can come on over + knock me up (heh) or get freaky and geeky (heh heh) any time!
jon gosslin
He is half Korean, a great dad to a bajillion kids, fixes stuff + puts up with a bitchy high strung wife. Now that’s hot! Come on, HP would blend right in with the family!
plus 9?
I saved the best for last. . .
anthony bourdain
I would have NO reservations (tee hee) about doing the old in + out with Tony! The man can cook, is worldy, has tats (ohhhh naughty boy) + omfg the hair; the curly salt + pepper locks seal the sexy deal. Who cares if he could be my dad?! I’d tap that old ass.
googled 'tony holding his cock'. . . it was too good to be true.
